Newton's law of love :)

Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,

until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance

of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”

Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “

6 weeks to 6 months to 6 years..how things changes after marriage :)

After Marriage Boys First 6 weeks, than 6 months, than 6 years

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

beauty of maths

The Beauty of Maths..Take a look

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

funny definations

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

funny leave letters....:)

Some people seriously do not know how to write letters,take examples and enjoy........

1.    An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.    An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

3.  As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

5.  I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.

6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

7.  As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8.    Covering note:  I am enclosed herewith.

9.  Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.

10.  My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at  home I may be granted leave.

11.  I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.

12.  A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for

the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Cheers,

Intersting and funny facts

You burn more calories sleeping

 

than you do watching television.

The King of Hearts is the only king 

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

Walt Disney was afraid  

 

OF MICE! 

Most dust particles in your house are made from  

DEAD SKIN! 

IT is possible to lead COW up-stair but

not downstair.

Do u know these facts friends....If u have any interesting fact ,do post in comments

More PJS

More PJs.....

Ek bar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Santa:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Santa:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.
They all got marriage proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir nad Saif.
But none of them is ready to accept any of the proposal.

Kyunki....Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma...
Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a doctor is examining his patient for some infection..............
but suddenly the infection gets transferred from the patient to the doctor.......why????????//
 
 
becos the patient has a bluetooth

Here is this King who always kills his newly wed wife on the first nightand offers her as a feast to the crocodile by the side of his house.
Everytime he gets married he does the same thing.
Before killing them he sings a song expressing the situation..
what is thesong he sings?....
Scroll down......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

stop thinking, you are never going to get this
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Humein tum se pyaar kitna
yeh hum nahin jaante
"magar"(crocodiles ) jee nahin sakte
tumhare bina!!!

Guess what :)

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead,

and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy

said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held

her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is.  A

box

of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the   girl. "Oh,

just a wild guess," said the teacher.

   

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher

held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off

the leakage  with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she

asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated

the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"

she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took

one more big taste  before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"  With great glee, the boy replied,

"It's a puppy!" 

hahahaa

Girls explained in IT terms

 

HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER

 

RAM GIRLS: 

she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access.

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense 

VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything... 

Band of Joy 

Rithik Roshan is gonna walk on the fire

Iron Man 2 (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

Rithik Roshan, One of the super star of bollywood , is gonna walk on the fire for his new film, which is agneepath remix.Director karan johar has decided to remix the film agneepath that was originally directed by his father.He told the press "There will be lot of changes in agneepath-2.Hero (Rithik Roshan ) is gonna walk on the fire."