Funny lines,funny sms.......

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one
around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best!

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend $2 and Buy a pillow...

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u gave me bouquet.
when i ask u a stone,
u gave me a statue.
when i ask u a feather,
u give me peacock..

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory
sentence ...
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365
days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until
you fall in love