More PJS

Whatz a PJ ?

Obviously "a poor joke"


Whatz a (P + i J)?






- A "complex poor joke"


Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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- Bcoz the joke part of it is
imaginary.

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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
of the pond increases. How?

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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!



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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
so he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
liye
uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend
karke
aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....





Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"


One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?





















Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
cigarette


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".



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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?




Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

This one gonna kill you.

Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu

ANY GUESSES ABOUT YEH KYA HAI ??????

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YEH KOYAL(NIGHTANGLE) KE GAANE KA REMIX HAI....hahahahahahahaha