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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
This is hysterical. You have to try this.
I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!! It is from an orthopedic surgeon............
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
Post in comments if you are able to do as above
More on Management Lessons
Management Lesson
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first
few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with
Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing
to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could
stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday,
when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first
few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with
Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing
to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.
This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could
stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday,
when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"
The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."
Find more funny Management lessons in our older post
God sent Professional to help :)
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.
When returning to her car she found that she had locked her keys in the car.
When returning to her car she found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that she did not know what to do.
Baby sitter said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.
Then she looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.
The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than one minute the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thanks God!
You even sent me a Professional!" 
Before & after marriage
Before marriage…..
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to top.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
how to find your wife if she is lost ???
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Funny Pictures....:)
WIFE IS WIFE AFTER ALL....
No Matter who you are......
Perils of using trial software.....
their trial period always ends up when u need them most
NO COMMENTS
UNIQUE WEDDING
No body can...........
Gottcha..........
Monthly pass funny :)
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
Newton's law of love :)
Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance
of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”
Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”
First law:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
Second law:
” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance
of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”
Third law:
” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. “
6 weeks to 6 months to 6 years..how things changes after marriage :)
After Marriage Boys First 6 weeks, than 6 months, than 6 years
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.
beauty of maths
The Beauty of Maths..Take a look
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn’t it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn’t it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
funny definations
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
funny leave letters....:)
Some people seriously do not know how to write letters,take examples and enjoy........
1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.
3. As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.
5. I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
6. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.
7. As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
8. Covering note: I am enclosed herewith.
9. Another one:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.
10. My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
11. I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
12. A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for
the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Cheers,
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. An employee who's daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.
3. As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.
5. I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
6. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.
7. As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
8. Covering note: I am enclosed herewith.
9. Another one:
Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.
10. My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.
11. I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
12. A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for
the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Cheers,
Intersting and funny facts
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
IT is possible to lead COW up-stair but
not downstair.
Do u know these facts friends....If u have any interesting fact ,do post in comments
Friday, September 24, 2010
More PJS
More PJs.....
Ek bar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Santa:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Santa:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Santa:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Santa:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.
They all got marriage proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir nad Saif.
But none of them is ready to accept any of the proposal.
They all got marriage proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir nad Saif.
But none of them is ready to accept any of the proposal.
Kyunki....Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma...
Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a doctor is examining his patient for some infection..............
but suddenly the infection gets transferred from the patient to the doctor.......why????????//
becos the patient has a bluetooth
but suddenly the infection gets transferred from the patient to the doctor.......why????????//
becos the patient has a bluetooth
Here is this King who always kills his newly wed wife on the first nightand offers her as a feast to the crocodile by the side of his house.
Everytime he gets married he does the same thing.
Before killing them he sings a song expressing the situation..
what is thesong he sings?....
Scroll down......
stop thinking, you are never going to get this
Humein tum se pyaar kitna
yeh hum nahin jaante
"magar"(crocodiles ) jee nahin sakte
tumhare bina!!!
Everytime he gets married he does the same thing.
Before killing them he sings a song expressing the situation..
what is thesong he sings?....
Scroll down......
stop thinking, you are never going to get this
Humein tum se pyaar kitna
yeh hum nahin jaante
"magar"(crocodiles ) jee nahin sakte
tumhare bina!!!
Guess what :)
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead,
and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy
said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held
her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A
box
of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh,
just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher
held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off
the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she
asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated
the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"
she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took
one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied,
"It's a puppy!"
hahahaa
Girls explained in IT terms
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER 
RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She makes horrible things look beautiful
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
Band of Joy
Rithik Roshan is gonna walk on the fire
Iron Man 2 (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)
Rithik Roshan, One of the super star of bollywood , is gonna walk on the fire for his new film, which is agneepath remix.Director karan johar has decided to remix the film agneepath that was originally directed by his father.He told the press "There will be lot of changes in agneepath-2.Hero (Rithik Roshan ) is gonna walk on the fire."
Rithik Roshan, One of the super star of bollywood , is gonna walk on the fire for his new film, which is agneepath remix.Director karan johar has decided to remix the film agneepath that was originally directed by his father.He told the press "There will be lot of changes in agneepath-2.Hero (Rithik Roshan ) is gonna walk on the fire."
Why Bachelors Can't Cook
Two bachelors were talking. One said to the other, "I got a cookbook the other day, but I can't do any of the recipes."
"Why? Are they too difficult?" asked the second.
"No," the first replied. "It's just that they all start with the same thing: 'Take a clean dish...'"
"Why? Are they too difficult?" asked the second.
"No," the first replied. "It's just that they all start with the same thing: 'Take a clean dish...'"
Wife knows
Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the Officer's Club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk him into staying, but he'd promised his bride he'd be home by six. I offered to call home for Rick.
When his wife answered the phone, I said, "Rick has been kidnapped. Put five dollars in small, unmarked bills in a plain brown paper bag and throw it in the door of the officers club." Then I hung up.
A short time later, a waiter brought a grocery bag to our table. In it were Rick's baseball glove, a tennis racket and a teddy bear. Attached to the bear was a note: "Rick can play kidnapped until 7 p.m. Then he must come home."
When his wife answered the phone, I said, "Rick has been kidnapped. Put five dollars in small, unmarked bills in a plain brown paper bag and throw it in the door of the officers club." Then I hung up.
A short time later, a waiter brought a grocery bag to our table. In it were Rick's baseball glove, a tennis racket and a teddy bear. Attached to the bear was a note: "Rick can play kidnapped until 7 p.m. Then he must come home."
Bar joke
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
New Management Lessons :)
Lesson #1
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk.”I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
In astonishment, “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pinna coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Management lesson?
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson #2
A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Real Secret of a Happy Married Life
Once Banta asked Santa, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”
Santa said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
Banta asked, “Can you explain?”
Santa said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, Banta asked, “Give me some examples” Santa said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”
Banta asked, “Then what is your role?”
Santa said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these”.
Santa said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
Banta asked, “Can you explain?”
Santa said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, Banta asked, “Give me some examples” Santa said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”
Banta asked, “Then what is your role?”
Santa said, “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these”.
Nice way to answer if you don't know the answer
Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question: In any given year, and to the nearest ton, how much wheat did the INDIA export?
Smiling confidently, he wrote, "In 1492, none."
Smiling confidently, he wrote, "In 1492, none."
:)
New Stratgy :)
When the office printer's type began to grow faint (this was one of the old dot-matrix printers), the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the printer's manual and doing the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
hahahahaha
Funny propose letter and reply
A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person.
So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, unaffected by your affection.
So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, unaffected by your affection.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Latest PJ
Latest PJ on Mallika Sherawat...
Santa: Mallika Sherawat always do wrong things yaar.This time even the name of her film is wrong.
Banta:What's wrong with that??/
Santa: Mallika Sherawat's new film name is HISSSSS........but it should be HERSSSSS....
hahahahahaha
Santa: Mallika Sherawat always do wrong things yaar.This time even the name of her film is wrong.
Banta:What's wrong with that??/
Santa: Mallika Sherawat's new film name is HISSSSS........but it should be HERSSSSS....
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Funny lines,funny sms.......
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one
around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best!
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend $2 and Buy a pillow...
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u gave me bouquet.
when i ask u a stone,
u gave me a statue.
when i ask u a feather,
u give me peacock..
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory
sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365
days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until
you fall in love
around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best!
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend $2 and Buy a pillow...
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u gave me bouquet.
when i ask u a stone,
u gave me a statue.
when i ask u a feather,
u give me peacock..
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory
sentence ...
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365
days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until
you fall in love
Funny Conversation between sales man and public guy
This is a conversation that took place between a person in the public man (Y) and a marketing guy(X)
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which socks do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an
international
company???
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Y: No, He is my roommate [ Laughing ]
Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!! :)
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which socks do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an
international
company???
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Y: No, He is my roommate [ Laughing ]
Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!! :)
More PJS
Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
- scroll down for answer.......
- more boss....
- Bcoz the joke part of it is
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
of the pond increases. How?
Think...........try it
Yes you can................
No??? Cmon..
Can't answer..........scroll down
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
so he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
liye
uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend
karke
aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???
guess
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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"
One More
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
This one gonna kill you.
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
ANY GUESSES ABOUT YEH KYA HAI ??????
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YEH KOYAL(NIGHTANGLE) KE GAANE KA REMIX HAI....hahahahahahahaha
Obviously "a poor joke"
Whatz a (P + i J)?
- A "complex poor joke"
Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
- scroll down for answer.......
- more boss....
- Bcoz the joke part of it is
imaginary.
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
of the pond increases. How?
Think...........try it
Yes you can................
No??? Cmon..
Can't answer..........scroll down
A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . . .
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yaar..
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Lets C' if you can solve this one....
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Can't think...c'mon...
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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
so he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
liye
uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend
karke
aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???
guess
scroll down for the answer
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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"
One More
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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is..........
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette
Another deadly answer. scroll down a little
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
This one gonna kill you.
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
Dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik dhikchik
kuhu kuhu
ANY GUESSES ABOUT YEH KYA HAI ??????
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YEH KOYAL(NIGHTANGLE) KE GAANE KA REMIX HAI....hahahahahahahaha
Think of a number ...
Think of a number (BETWEEN 3 and 999).
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5 to the result.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes .
Dark , isn't it?... hahahahahaha ;)
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5 to the result.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes .
Dark , isn't it?... hahahahahaha ;)
Jokes that won awards
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian ........
Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai,
the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He
orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and
he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are
alive".
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian ........
Banta Strikes Back!!! Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai,
the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He
orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and
he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are
alive".
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"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!
I will add new award jokes to this post from time to time. Stay tunned :).
Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls :)..........
Here is collection some excellent poems written on toilet doors...just enjoy this....
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Fire
Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly :)
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in
toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Fire
Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly :)
If you have found some interesting poems, post them in comments
If you are genious then answer this questions
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
V ery tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
T here is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
V ery tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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-
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-
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Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
T here is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
-
-
-
-
-
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
So honestly how many answers you got right. Do post no. of answers you got right.
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